Wilder

Normal life stops when you go on tour. 7 days in and our existence has turned into a random sequence of vaguely unbelievable events. driving up an anonymous stretch of motorway, we saw an overturned lorry cordoned off with police tape. However, there were no people around at all, just a dead pig lying near the cab of the truck…. this led to many questions. Why was a pig driving an articulated truck? Was he on the run? Was he in fact the leader of some farm yard resistance? whatever it was, his dream was over.

We’ve reached out to all sorts of people already. One homeless man watched us from the street via tv link up. We offered another a beer but he told us he was teetotal and asked for a WILDER badge instead. In fact, one of the side effects of being cooped up in a van and smoking too much is that you start shouting at passers by… DO YOU WANT A BADGE? TAKE A BADGE! We have a lot of badges.

We played in a converted church and met our first super fans. They had travelled 3 hours to come and see us play, bought some t shirts, and took a load of photos. Thanks guys, its good to know that the sound of WILDER is spreading far and wide.

So, we’re sure life is going to get even weirder as we travel round the country. All that remains to say is that who the fuck is Joshua Brooks? If we see that prick again we’ll rush him. Also, who could have thought that you can lift a vase with just rice?

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